So River Song may actually be Romana. As in, not-crack. Well, it's rumoured that she's a Time Lord with a relationship with the Doctor and it's written by Steven Moffat who's a Doctor/Romana shipper, so I feel fairly confident for once. If not, though, I'd rather she not be a Time Lord at all. Some things should just be left alone.
Unless she's Iris.
Rumoured spoilers. - Because Romana Deserves Love, Too
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